SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
5530 words. All Ages. Doctor/Rose Tyler. AU: Writers.
THE Time Traveller, by The Doctor. Bit of a strange pseudonym, Rose thinks. She flips to the inside panel of the book jacket. Again, just the pen name, with no picture and only the scantiest of biographies. A list of previous books, really.